shut the fuck up james
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
"We’re gonna get Lilo?"
Messier 42, The Orion Nebula
that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show
lets get it there
The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr
do not do this to my frail and mortal being
Number 4 just brought me such intense happiness
"I hope you step on a lego."
One Dutch, two Dutch,
Queens of the Double Dutch
We jump better than you by that much
Imagine your icon dancing to the song “Work Bitch”.